Guy #1: I can watch live TV on my new Sprint phone.

Guy #2: My Sprint phone has TV and downloads music.

Guy #1: I can check email.

Guy #2: I have that… and crime deterrent.

Guy #1: What?

Guy #2: Try and take my wallet.

Guy #1: Give me…

Then Guy #2 throws his cell phone to his friend.

(Well, what more can you asked for? A cell phone that has everything. It has live TV, wireless music downloads, can be used to check email, and the most useful of all…crime deterrent function.)

Honestly speaking, I did not expect that the goldfish would scare the hell out of the cat in this video. Who would have thought that the fish could bark? Well, if you don’t have the strength physically, you have to think of some other ways to beat an enemy. Poor kitty! I bet he’s really hungry but better luck next time…

Annoying Girlfriend talking to someone on the phone:
Ewwww, Jeff caught a fish…a base… a bass. I don’t know but it spelled the same. Guess where he took me? Fishing, yeah. Fishing…water and everything. Oh I know and they are so yucky. He almost made me touch a worm, ohhhh. He said fishing, so I thought we’re going on daddy’s yacht and get a sushi. Well, he is cute though. You should see him in his fishing outfit. But whatever, look at me. I worked out yesterday at the gym on the treadmill, 3 minutes. Uhmmm, almost worked up a sweat. All I know is when we get back to dry land…eBay. Me or the boat? Of course, he’s gonna pick me. I don’t know the boat is kinda sparkly though. My outfit matches it and I didn’t even plan that. (Laughing) That’s so funny. I need another guy that doesn’t take me fishing. (Laughing) I know.

When her boyfriend heard the word “eBay” and choosing between her and the boat, he pushed with his feet an emergency button that ejected the woman out of his boat.

This is definitely hilarious and pretty clever for the guy to put an emergency button on the boat for whiny and annoying people, like his girlfriend… or should I say ex-girlfriend.

This funny video is a coffee commercial. It’s not your usual coffee advertisement where you can see people drinking coffee or that the coffee is being showcased all throughout the commercial. It’s a funny and distinct TV ad just like the name of the coffee, Gregg’s Distinction.

Here’s the dialogue:

Woman #1: Excuse me, I was just parking there.

Woman #2: I’m sorry! I didn’t see you.

Woman #1 was shocked and became mad that she hit Woman #2’s car out of the parking space. When Woman #2 heard the crash, she instantly ran to see her car.

Woman #2: Are you mad? My car…

Woman #1: I’m sorry, I didn’t see it. (smiling)

Watching this video is like watching the “Stepford” husband. Just listen to this man when he talks to his “wife”. He’s so perfect, loving, and generous. He’s like every woman’s dream–a wonderful man, an ideal husband…

But, then after the phone call, I just can’t stop laughing. This video is so hilarious and clever. The man answering the phone call is not actually the woman’s husband and the phone is not his as well. But, you must credit the guy for his good acting and smooth-talking skills.

But, I have one question for the wife…Is it really that difficult to differentiate your husband’s voice from another man’s voice or accent maybe?

I like this video of a beer commercial very much. It’s not only funny– it’s also helpful for all husbands (and wives) out there.

If you happen to have only one TV at home, and you’re like a TV addict (like me), you better not let your husband or boyfriend see this video. It’s like giving him a hint on how to annoy you while you’re watching your favorite show.

For all you ladies out there, this is also some kind of a warning for all of you. If you’re man is acting weird or annoying, just play along with him. Maybe, he’s just trying to get the remote from you!

I don’t know if I’m gonna laugh or puke after watching this Thai video. It’s a video about some guys stealing from a bank.

I believe that they haven’t recognized the name of the bank that they were robbing because instead of money, all they’ve seen were tiny cups and mistakenly thought it’s yogurt.

It’s the most ridiculous as well as funny robbery I’ve even seen so far. Even the guards puke when they saw the robbers gobbling up the “yogurt”. With the expressions on the guys’ face, I guess it’s delish! LOL

A man is in a bar having some fun with his friends when….
[People laughing at the background with some music when the phone rings…]

Girlfriend: What was that?

Boyfriend: What?

Girlfriend: Are you in a bar? I thought you were too sick to come to my cousin’s wedding?

Boyfriend: Oh no…Honey, that’s just the TV.
[Boyfriend slaps his friend to make him talk.]

Friend No.1: And now back to Jim in the newsroom.

Friend No. 2: According to the Turkish prime minister the economic situation there

Stranger Man1 in the bar: The maxi mixers are going fast. How about a demo, Phil?
[Bartender turns on the blender to make some sounds.]

Stranger Man2: Look at that plays go, Trish.

Stranger Man3: And then he scores…

Stranger Lady1: Rock those booty people.

Stranger Lady2: Ten more, here we go. And one, two

Stranger Man 4: There’s a slight wind…

Stranger Man5: Oh, a magnificent shot.
[People clapping.]

Stranger Man6: Oh boy, *** buckle, buckle*** attracts the female of the species.

Stranger Man7: Honey what’s that smell?

Stranger Lady3:  Jimmy tried to cook a turkey in the dishwasher.
[People laughing.]

The boyfriend coughs. Looks like nothing’s on.

Girlfriend: Oh, try to get some rest, alright.

Boyfriend: Okay.

Girlfriend: Bye