I don’t know if I’m gonna laugh or puke after watching this Thai video. It’s a video about some guys stealing from a bank.

I believe that they haven’t recognized the name of the bank that they were robbing because instead of money, all they’ve seen were tiny cups and mistakenly thought it’s yogurt.

It’s the most ridiculous as well as funny robbery I’ve even seen so far. Even the guards puke when they saw the robbers gobbling up the “yogurt”. With the expressions on the guys’ face, I guess it’s delish! LOL

Watching this video will definitely make you laugh. When I first watch this Japanese video about men dressed up as lady nurses, I thought that’s already the funny part of the video. But, I was completely shock of what happened in the MRI room.

The guys were requested to have a brain scan one by one to see the wonders of the MRI. Then, the guys were really surprised when they saw the face of a strange woman inside of the MRI machine and then begun kissing each of them. The guys were completely shocked and felt disgusted as they left the MRI room and couldn’t believe of what had just happened. Just look at the expressions of the guys after their kiss with that strange woman. This is definitely one of the funniest Japanese videos I have seen so far.  It’s pretty hilarious and a must see video!

You will definitely laugh once you see this entire video. If you happen to be one of the victims in this mirror prank, you will really feel paranoid and worried. Who wouldn’t? You can’t see your reflection in the mirror.

The director of this video definitely did a great job. This video uses twins to confused other people who would use the bathroom. One woman is on the other side of the glass acting as the reflection. I commended the twins for their great acting performance and synchronized movements. Just look at the faces of the people who got punked in this video. They are definitely bothered that they are not seeing themselves in that bathroom mirror.

Actually, this video is not that hilarious. It’s mainly a group of Korean students dancing and trying to funny in front of the camera. You can say that this is a rehearsed effort to be funny.

Well, good job on organizing and inviting other students to join your group to make people laugh. It takes some guts to dance in front of the camera and doing funny dance moves. But, I think they need a bit of practice because their dance moves are not that synchronized.

This one is really funny. I like the part where the girl went into a room when the zombie entered their house. Hahaha, this is such a funny act. Even though the parents know what was going on, the real stars here are the kids. They would definitely be nominated for their acting. Good job, zombie!

Also, see the boy’s reaction? He really thinks that the guy is a real zombie. I don’t think that it was just an act. He was really shaking and crying like they are being attacked by a monster.

Willie Revillame: Welcome back sa ating (on our) monthly finals. Eto na po tatawagin ko na, (Okay, I’ll call on) Fitrum No. 5 from Pampanga, please welcome Nikko Santos. Oh, everybody is screaming. Everybody is shouting. How are you?
Nikko Santos: I’m better than before, and I am overjoyed that I have come to this point.
[Audience screaming and shouting]
Willie Revillame: What do you mean that “You’re better than before?”
Nikko Santos: Because before I’m not much relax because hanestly if you are the first time in TV, you you have *buckle, buckle” you sound nervous and it’s because in God’s help, I can overcome it!
[Audience screaming and shouting]
Willie Revillame: I love it. I love it! Okay. Here’s your question. You want it in Tagalog or in English?
Nikko Santos: In English. **smiles**
[Audience screaming and shouting]
Willie Revillame: Matanglawin, you have to talk in English.
Kim Atienza: Yes, my Compadre. I will ask you an English question.
Willie Revillame: Alright
Kim Atienza: You are riding a car. And, the car is almost on the verge of falling off a cliff. And, in the car is your boyfriend and Papi.
Willie Revillame: Me, again.
Kim Atienza: Now, you can only save one. Who will you choose, your boyfriend or Papi?
Willie Revillame: Okay, wow. That’s a very deep question. Can you answer that question please?
Nikko Santos: Thank you for that question. **smiles** If  I were in that situation, I will dill with that tings and I will chus… hanestly not just because I am here and talking to Kuya Willy not just because I’m in front  of you, not just because I wanna save you . But, you understand your fact that I wanna save first my boyfriend . Secondly… **smiles**
[Audience screaming and laughing]
Kim Atienza:  You’re very honest ha, very honest.
Nikko Santos:  But if given the chance, I’m gonna have a two to choose, I will BOAT them! **smiles**
Kim Atienza: You will vote them. Hmmmm.
[Audience screaming and laughing]
Nikko Santos: I mean… I will choose them.
Willie Revillame: They, she will vote me if I will go for pssst…for a senatorial. Okay, but anyway, again do you want to say something again?
Kim Atienza: Some more, some more. Elaborate some more on your answer that you will vote them.
Nikko Santos: Yes, my boyfriend as I have said a while ago because…my boyfriend he is with me for a long time. Wowowee is working here in the number one noontime show, making the people happy. But, in everyday of my life and some most of the time, my boyfriend is with me. Personally in my life and privately in my life. Thank you! **smiles**
Kim Atienza: One more question…
Willie Revillame: You can follow up the question sir.
Kim Atienza:  Willie is a crocodile, crocodile no. A crocodile is Crocodylus porosus swimming in the sea.
Nikko Santos: Yes?
Kim Atienza: If your boyfriend were an animal? What would your boyfriend be?
Nikko Santos: I will tink that he’s an eagle. **smiles**
Kim Atienza: Why an eagle?
Nikko Santos: Yes, because an eagle…has a strong. He’s a very has a strong just like, the person. I have a strong personality. So eagle, you can fly high! So I’m here in the Miss Pitchrum ahhh competition, that’s why I want to fly high like an eagle. Thank you. **smiles**
[Audience screaming]
Willie Revillame: Thank you very much. Very well said. Ladies and gentlemen from Pampanga. Thank you Nikka Santos
[Willie smiles and giggles]

***Note:  Wowowee Host: Willie Revillame; Interviewing Judge: Kim Atienza

by Rex Navarette and Dino Ignacio

Transcription by Marycris Guevarra

Below is a transcription of the Maritess vs. the Super Friends video

Hello, my name is Maritess. I don’t want to say my last name. I want to protect my employers. This is hard for me. Uhm…I’ve been working for the Super Friends… for 18 months now. I don’t want to talk bad but I had to tell the truth.

They treat me bad here sometimes. I come from Zamboanga to work for the Super Friends. I saw an Ad that I said sure I’ll work for you, you’re superheroes.

I’m sorry it’s hard. So I answered the Ad, and I said yes, and then one of them picked me up right away. Wonder Woman, she came in her plane. She said, “this over here.” I could not see it. It must be invisible.

I took the plane ride to America, to a place unknown. I don’t even know where the Hall of Justice is! They don’t want to let me out. It’s so hard. It’s so hard. Okay, I’ll continue.

So the story begins where I come here. I’m you know I get friendly for them. You know they like me. There’s no children except Wonder Twins and their monkey. I don’t like monkey. I don’t like monkey. But I had to send money back home. Okay, I continue. It’s hard.

And so, I think there’s like a sexual harassment here because I am cleaning you know I am cleaning the house, the Bat mobile you know, and then Superman, I think he’s looking through my clothes. I have to cover. I have to cover myself. You’re bad but he has a special power. I can’t do anything. I can’t do anything.

My Visa just ran out two months ago. I’m … my Visa expired, I’m illegal here. I’m illegal alien…But Superman is from Krypton he’s alien. He’s here! He can stay here. I can’t stay ran from earth. That’s not fair. It’s not right. Because he’s white, that’s why. I’m sorry.

I thought we’re friends in the beginning you know because I wanted to go to the Philippines for Christmas to see my family, and it is almost running out of time. So Superman fly me real fast. But it’s start getting hot. He fly too fast. So I said put me down! And I was in Kenya for two days. That’s not right. I miss my family. I have to eat bugs.

But he is not the only one I have worry, I have a worry for the other members of the Super Friends. Batman. I have to say. I have to say the truth. I think he’s gay. I think he is a gay! I think he’s bakla (gay) or I don’t know. Because he’s always hanging around with that little boy Robin. i don’t know. Always riding the car, always going down the bat pole. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know.

But Aquaman, he’s the one. He’s the bad one. I don’t know. I thought I’m friends for him. I thought I could joke around for him. But he get kinda sensitive. You know when the… when there’s like a giant, attacking New York or something like a big monster from the space. And he’s like pushing down the buildings. And all the Super Friends go, you know they fight him except for Aquaman, because he’s always powerful in water. So I make fun to that and I said, “Wow, Aquaman can go again.” I didn’t hurt him.

But there is one time, this is the last try… I have to go on record for this. You know I prepared their meals, I clean their room. I don’t have to worry about Flash, because he’s very fast. He’s in. He’s out. I don’t see him!

You know they’re eating their meals but they eat the American food. But I don’t…But I don’t like to eat that. You know…that’s inhuman of course for a filipina to eat hotdog, chili fries, hamburger. You know so when they are all gone. I turn on the blower in the kitchen, really high, and then I’m cooking my Filipino food you know. And then Aquaman came in. He screamed, “what are you doing? what are you doing? That’s a crime!”

And I just say, I’m just cooking fish. I’m just cooking fish. I’m so sorry Aquaman.

Host (Paolo Bediones): Janina, how are you?

Janina San Miguel: I’m fine.

Host: Alright, so you won two of the major awards–Best in Long Gown, Best in Swimsuit–do you feel any pressure right now?

Janina San Miguel: No, I don’t feel any pressure right now.

Host: Confident! Alright! Please choose a name of the judge.

(Janina picked a judge.)

Host: We have Miss Vivienne Tan.

Vivienne Tan (Judge): Good Evening.

Janina San Miguel: Good Evening.

Judge: The question is, what role did your family play for you as candidate to Binibining Pilipinas?

Janina San Miguel: Well, my family’s role for me is so important because there was the one- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Haha… Oh I’m so sorry, Uhhmm… My family… My family… Oh my god… I’m… Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto (Here in English), Uhhmm, Wait… Hahahahaha, Uhmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever…because I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the top 10. Hmmm, so… but I said that… my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.

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Note: Binibining Pilipinas translated in English is Miss Philippines.